Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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