yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just gargled with NyQuil
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Randomize
