She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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