Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Come on in and take your pants off
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