I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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