Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
They have beer where we have blood.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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