It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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