This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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