The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I will die if light touches me.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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