I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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