dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Fuck appropriateness.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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