how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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