almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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