yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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