My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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