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(973): View more from New Jersey

Just mADE A PArabola og urine

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.

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(818): View more from California

I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras

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(845): View more from New York

i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.

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(613): View more from Ontario

His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number

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(928): View more from Arizona

Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.

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