Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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