Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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