every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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