You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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