It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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