"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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