So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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