Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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