best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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