White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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