Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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