This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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