he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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