when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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