In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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