Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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