was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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