Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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