Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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