she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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