Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I supernannyed him into submission
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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