so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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