when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
