You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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