i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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