Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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