Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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