apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Small penises have feelings too.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
