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(775): View more from Nevada

Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.

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Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.

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(775): Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk. (504): Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera. http://tfl.nu/hakn

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(251): View more from Alabama

just found the deal breaker

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hairy back?

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he can't live within 1000 ft of a school

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(251): just found the deal breaker (1-251): hairy back? (251): he can't live within 1000 ft of a school http://tfl.nu/kwkd

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(914): View more from New York

i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.

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(914): i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday. http://tfl.nu/f71h

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(314): View more from Missouri

chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.

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(314): chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame. http://tfl.nu/lek8

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning

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(504): You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning http://tfl.nu/qlbe

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.

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(715): I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to. http://tfl.nu/bxlt

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(816): View more from Missouri

She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum

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(816): She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum http://tfl.nu/72bu

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(518): View more from New York

Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.

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(518): Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass. http://tfl.nu/ms9b

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(972): View more from Texas

I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?

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(972): I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda? http://tfl.nu/bxk9

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(415): View more from California

Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.

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(415): Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups. http://tfl.nu/od5l

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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?

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(602): This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette? http://tfl.nu/45gq

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(914): View more from New York

Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant

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(914): Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant http://tfl.nu/t0nu

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(808): View more from Hawaii

RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS

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That's me emphasizing the ridiculous

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(808): RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS (808): That's me emphasizing the ridiculous http://tfl.nu/j8gk

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(817): View more from Texas

I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.

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(817): I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday. http://tfl.nu/g52l

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(386): View more from Florida

How was the party last night?

(918): View more from Oklahoma

I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.

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(386): How was the party last night? (918): I'm dangerously close to shitting myself. http://tfl.nu/f0x1

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