drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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