Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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