We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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