took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
