Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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