I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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