Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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