so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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